Mr. Pig's Platforming Diet!

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Mr Pig thought he could be a lazy ass this sunday, but he forgot that he accidentally promised his wife he would diet! Now he has to platform-diet his pounds away in this hi-score based platformer! A simple addictive game for boys and girls alike! 5 worlds, 30 achievements, secret bonuses and even giberrish voice acting by moi! Instructions Arrow keys to move. Up to jump/double jump. Down to exercise and lose calories when standing still.