Slurpy Derpy

Über

You wake up in a convenience store, hundreds of years in the future, to find humanity wiped out, your only companions stupid little creatures called Derps and a host of Gods trying to get your attention. Make cookies, research new abilities, conquer maps, discover new worlds and evolve to completely new species as you work towards the ultimate goal of creating the most powerful Derps ever! Check out www.reddit.com/r/slurpyderpy for more frequent updates / discussion etc. Looking for the Classic version of Slurpy Derpy? That’s been moved to http://www.kongregate.com/games/ScaryBee/slurpy-derpy-classic.