About

<h2>Overview</h2><p>Dinosaurs for Hire is a game where dinosaurs have machine guns, ninjas explode into flames, hamburgers are hidden in diamonds, and bosses lose limbs... to reveal guns.</p><h3>Characters</h3><ul><li><b>Archie</b>: the Arthur Fonzarelli of dinosaurs.</li><li><b>Lorenzo</b>: wears a Hawaiian shirt and gets mad when blood gets on it.</li><li><b>Reese</b>: has one eye and one eye patch.</li><li><b>Cyrano</b>: does not have a gun.</li></ul>