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I am a guinea pig. My name is Bing. You can call me by my name, but don't call me THESE things... I am not a gerbil, I am not a fat rat I'm not a hamster, I'm not a manx cat I am not a squirrel, I am not a chinchilla I am not a llama, I am not a gorrilla. are you listening so far? are you paying attention? This shouldn't be hard. I am not a platypus, I am not an armadillo I am not a meerkat, I am not a neck pillow. not conan, not a puppy, not a toupee, not a guppy. I am not the Donald, I am not a lemur I am not a gourd, I'm not a badger. I hope I'm not going too fast for you boys and girls. I am not a golden tamarin, I am not a ferret I am not a cashew, I am not a meepit. You got that people? Now tell me what my name is. That's right ! My name is Bing. another beezzzart.com production! :)