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Based on an article on the Onion of the same name exaggerating the rate at which window washers die, our game sends you, with a jetpack, to save these poor cleaners from a horrible death Controls: Fly around with WASD or the Arrow keys. How to Play: Heal ropes by flying over them, kick birds and save falling cleaners! In Hardcore mode, the game is over at first death. In Chaos mode, a death meter fills up with each dude splashed on the ground - don't let it fill up completely and try to clean 100% of the building! PRO TIPS: - You can bounce off the edges of the screen, left, right, bottom and top. Use this technique to keep your momentum when switching directions! - Some low-flying birds aren't a menace, don't waste time kicking them... unless you really just want to kick ALL THE BIRDS! - You can heal two ropes at a time if you position yourself right in between the two!