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The leader of the free world is at it again! Yes, President Bush has devised an absolute fool-proof missile defense that will protect our American lifestyle and all that we hold dear, such as: our right to cling to outdated ideologies and force them down others' throats; Kmart Blue Light Specials; that adorable Pepsi girl with the funny man voice; and our God-given entitlement to blow up a tree farm for the sake of preserving nature. Zthing holds its patriotic head high and mighty in salute of our Commander In Chief as he launches his Missile Defense Plan. Making all that is ridiculous and wrong with this country "Right" again.