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Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea. Evil tyrant, or just misunderstood? The dear leader, desiring greatly to participate in splendid capitalist holiday festivities, wishes only to send the White House the most wonderful gift North Korea can offer. To get it there, the “gift” will have to travel half a world in distance, avoiding bird strikes, rabid consumerist bunnies, and the products of the American military-industrial complex. But be warned, any slight interference with the world’s most advanced missile defense system can unbalance its delicate yet assuredly stable guidance controls. Happy Communistivus, pigs.