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Ice cream gives you increased points and speed, hamburgers give you basic points and speed, carrots lower your speed, burritos give you a limited fart boost, you'll find special orbs along the way which will change your size, pick carefully, your speed depends on what you eat, eat fatty things to go faster and avoid healthy things at all costs, push the arrow keys to move side-to-side and press m at any time to go to the main menu.