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The oldies are blocking Segway traffic in the park! Beat them down! Author Comments: Your friend wants to take a romantic Segway ride through the park, but he needs someone to keep all the slow old people from ruining the mood! NOTE: You can't punch old people when a cop is to their left (cause he can see you doing it), but once the cop is to their right, they are fair game! If you haven't seen Segway, check it out at www.segway.com! Artwork is by the always amazing Zeebarf! Play consecutive times for a few fun surprises! 12/17/01 UPDATE: Added some new oldies PLUS a secret enemy who faces you after you win four times! 4/04/03 UPDATE: Replaced crappy Limp Bizkit loop with music from the NG Audio Portal!