About

Joe Average's life was a tranquil one till he met the girl of his dreams. The only problem - she doesn't seem to like hairy guys very much. The moment has come for Joe to put his skills and courage to test, and his manliness on the line: WILL HE ENDURE A COMPLETE WAX in the strangest of beauty clinics? Only you can help him make it so! - OVERVIEW - CONTROLS: Depending on the instructions shown, WASD and the mouse There are three modes: NORMAL: Players in this game have to conquer 18 minigames and a tricky boss battle in order to succeed. This is more than a challenge. Is a test of endurance and manliness! But don't sweat too much over the ending....this is what hard mode exists for! HARD: Same as above, but over WHUN THOWZAND harder. Only those truly motivated can see the TRUE ENDING to this epic tale of resistance and mighty love! ARCADE: The ultimate test for those who crave a highscore, it presents an endless mix of minigames with the added boon of score-balloon-popping. Can you advance to the terrible level 3? (Also: what lies beyond? I never made it that far...) It is strongly suggested to try normal mode first. And play the cutscenes. At least once. - CAN ANYONE PLAY IT? - Yes. Despite the theme there is no nudity and only cartoon violence. WARNING: people with sensitive eyes might find a small part of the final boss in hard mode a little eye straining. Please, be wary. -CREDITS- Giovanni Beninato (me) - story, graphics, music, some SFX freesfx.co.uk - sound effects Special thanks to TomFulp of Newgrounds and the Stencyl Team For questions, licenses, critiques, compliments, words of wisdom, friendship requests, or ANY other kind of request, send me a private message. Feedback is appreciated. Enjoy the game!