In darkest dreams, our waking world is reflected with a cruel bluntness that shatters all we can claim to know. Scurrying across endless concrete expanses- crawling, panting. We cannot escape the oppressive grasp of our world, and neither can our dreams. But ask yourself: how much of our world is a result of these dreams? Is it not possible that this terrifying place we have created stems directly from the dreams, as opposed to the other way around? Enter "Dungeon Lovers DX". We here at Nindendy are conducting an experiment- one that will change the path of history itself. We have created a world of concentrated agony- something so brutal, so honest, that it will never leave you. With over 10 levels of Pure Dungeon to explore, the lingering sense of decay will permeate everything you encounter long after you stop playing. Indulge yourself- these grotesque forms are what you've always wanted. After all, isn't it what you've always dreamed of? Give yourself over and let the transformation begin. UPDATE: Nindendy is currently opening the first of many Dungeon Cities in the summer of 2013. With the overwhelming success of "Dungeon Lovers DX" we have procured funds large enough to construct at least 8 more already. Keep an eye out- we may be coming to a city near you. SEE WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING: "A triumph of the will of mankind"- Clifford Baseball "This program comes up as 'virus or malware' on my antivirus"-A1Reviews "What if you could collect girls instead of treasures?"- Jason Rohrer "Cuts straight to the core of central dilemmas of our time"- Zizek "This is the game of the century... I am flabberghasted by the virtuosity on display in evoking this bricklined hell dimension... Nintendo, get on this!"- Shiggy Miyamato "I perished with a score of [TEN] goblins - follow that if you can! Excelsior!"- Richard Garriot