That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into

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Experience the latest monster-capturing mobile game craze through the eyes of a man who aged out of its target demographic half a century ago! Embark on an epic scavenger hunt for dumb-looking creatures throughout the vast expanse of “the area immediately outside of your nursing home”! Interact with whippersnappers, punk teenagers, and respect-worthy elders! Meet colorful characters like “Peekachorp”, “Charblezorb”, and “Literally A Ball With A Face On It”!