Enjoy Your Asparagus

Par

Embrace the democratic process in this bare-bones-as-heck text adventure. You don't win anything for getting all the endings -- except perhaps the fleeting satisfaction of having accomplished a task that leaves no meaningful impact on your life. **The influence Ricardo accumulates affects the outcome of each vote.** Despite the game being literally 100% text, it still takes a moment to load, so just chill here a sec, ok